Are you a dog who can follow directions? Are you a fellow cat who may be timid and needs a strong leader to rally behind?
You’re in luck!
Buddy the Cat is looking for mignons to help execute his fiendishly brilliant plans for world domination!
We offer a competitive benefits package including paid nap time!
Positions:
- Palanquin carrier (4, possibly might need 6 after holidays)
- Chef
- Human wrangler
- Cat burglar (a burglar who is a cat, not a burglar of cats)
- Groomers
- Meowscle (bouncers)
- Meowscle (bodyguards)
- Consiglieri
- Tigers (4) to be my warlords
- Chariot-maker
- Kittens to serve as lookouts
- Architect to build a really awesome secret lair! (Also, a cool throne)
Once we have our secret lair, we can begin plotting to take over the world! Muahahahaha!*
(*) Battles of conquest and meetings about ruling the planet are scheduled around nap times.
via Pain In The Bud
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